Kim Kummings's Profile

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BorisMan: Sexy or Cute? which one she is more I'll let you decide Kim is so fun to talk with, she never misses a beat. She is totally focused on making your personal experience with her in pvt the best moment of your life. So if you think she is fun in open chat, you have not seen anything until you take her for a pvt one on one.

cthulu: I asked Ms. Kummings why she was so flexible and she pointed out that she was part cephalapod (on her grandmother's side). I was intrigued and took her private. What I learened was that "Kim Kummings" is secretly a cover identity for an agent of a covert underground black-ops movement, whose entire purpose is to be bitchin' and awesome. (And, apparently, end anti-squid discrimination). Her shows are fantastic, her demeanor warm, her bionic joints capable of sustaining waits of nearly 4 tonnes per square centimeter. She has retractable claws in her arms (you can only see them in private) and is an ancient and accomplished necromancer. She speaks seventeen languages, and that's in her sleep. She secretes lanolin and can vibrate so fast she can pass through walls. In addition, Kim Kummings is absolutely addicted to the pleasures of the flesh. She knows what to do and how to do it and when to do it and with whom to do it. She makes a special point to remember your name, your interests, your proclivities, and the capital of every U.S. state. Backwards. Upside down. In Sanskrit. So, remember: if you ever want a fantastic private show with someone who may or may not be Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds, Polisher of Knobs, the Many-Faced Boxer of Beats and Kicker of Ass, go to Kim Kummings. She also does Bar Mitzvahs.